The Furious Five

Privacy.

Its over rated anyway. Who needs 5 minutes alone in the Bathroom anyway?
My kids usually spend a lot of the day playing and fighting, and playing etc. When I enter into the bathroom an internal alarm sounds and both boys drop what their doing and make a mad dash to the bathroom.
They walk in like its protocol. Opening up cupboards is a favorite past time, along with quickly opening up tampons and sticking them under the tap before Mommy is done on the toilet...Lock the door you say?
Oh thats a Big no no in my house. Locking the door to the bathroom is confusion great confusion. Tears pour down cheeks and the bathroom door vibrates as 4 fists hit it repeatedly. Life is over as they know it, how could she do this to us, what could she possibly be doing in their without us standing guard? I quickly race through all bathroom procedures and open the door...staring up at me are two fallen soldiers, completely broken that daily bathroom procedure #4 had been altered with 'locked door'.