The Furious Five

Biohazard in Theatre 12.

Hubs was taking a bathroom break before the movie. He exited the movie threatre washroom and encountered a strange situation.
There was a 40+ year old male...slightly too feminine for Hubs liking.
The man was discussing a situation with the 45+ yr old male ticket ripper.

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Feminine Man:(Screaming)"I am in theatre 12 and there is a piece of Poop in the seat next to me."

Ticket Ripper: Blank stare.

feminine Man: (Screaming)"It looks like Poop, and it smells like poop, and its on the seat, just sitting there. Get someone in theatre 12 and get this piece of poop picked up."

Ticket Ripper: Blank stare...and muttering under his breath.

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Hubs darted back to the theatre were our entourage was waiting, eager to share the strange conversation that just occured.

I assumed there was only two situations in which a piece of poop could get its own seat in a movie theatre.

Situation 1.
The ticket ripper hates his job, so instead of using the bathroom he decides to drop his pants in theatre 12 and leave feminine man a lil present behind.

Situation 2.
Theatre 12 was playing a terrible movie, a man waits until the theatre clears and decideds to poop on the seat to show his dislike for the movie he just watched.

Both these situations seems fairly unlikely, but the piece of poop had to get there somehow.